Sell a (recent) album in 10 words or under


#1

Recent = last few years I guess, but I’ll probably stick to 2017

Arca - Arca

Spectral spanish-language ambient pop/experimental electronica with a horror vibe.


#2

Devendra Banhart - Ape in Pink Marble

Venezuelan freak folker gets his sad-lounge-synth-funk on.


#3

just read my reviews, they’re called “shite or brill”


#4

Brand New - Science Fiction

Looks like that’s them done now, eh?


#5

Alvvays - the new one

impeccable guitar pop tunes Liam Gallagher would pretend to hate


#6

Kasabian - For Crying Out Loud

Leicester band troll liberal snowflakes in need of roofing repairs.


#7

Rehashing my old War on Drugs #hottake


#8

i like sultans of swing but i dont like war on drugs. at least i thought i didn’t till i read that.


#9

It worked!

(though really WoD stretch their songs out to three times the length of Sultans of Swing…)


#10

Toby Driver - Madonnawhore

Majestic goth-folk ballads


#11

Oxbow - The Thin Black Duke

Hyper-literate MMA fighter howls over melodic avant noise rock.


#12

Best of the Beatles, £5 ono, DM me


#13

Everything Everything - Fever Dream

Liberal lefty anxiety disco for the nadir of our times


#14

This makes me want to check it out :ok_hand:


#15

The system works!


#16

A crow looked at me: Death is real


#17

I can’t imagine you liking Everything Everything unfortunately


#18

I cant quite recall who they are but vaguely remember disliking them!


#19

The National - Sleep Well Beast

Not listened to it yet.


#20

4/10.