Will try at lunch

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Burp the alphabet

  • Yes
  • No
  • In a former life

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There’s an autocorrect joke that I’m dying to make here but I will not, out of respect for your mum, who I’m sure is a very fine woman.

Good day.

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(BTW I only find DD relaxing if I am VERY loose. Child’s pose is the best for relaxation imo.)

Fart the alphabet

  • Yes
  • Absolutely
  • I can do this

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my mum is lovely she’s just neurotic af with technology

Flob over a bus

  • Yes
  • No

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spin a basketball on your finger

  • Harlem globetrotter
  • Harlem no trotter

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you can go for it my mum likes ā€œyour mumā€ jokes

I find DD very relaxing. Takes all the stress out of paying your household bills

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was literally just about to post this

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what in god’s name is a flob

gob

This guy is one of the strongest climbers in the world

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I feel exactly this way about badminton. I’m still relatively fit for a man of my vintage but I know 100% I would never do any other activity that left me knackered and gasping for air the way I do after a couple of long rallies. Just love playing the sport. And I feel a bit sad for folks who haven’t ever found something similar that they love doing.

No, the moment’s passed.

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no way could anyway gob over a bus, wind speed and height make it impossible for gob to clear the roof surely

that’s a very climber necklace he’s wearing so I don’t doubt it

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Definitely prefer twinktoes’s current haircut

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Loved his cousin’s work in The Mars Volta.

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