Joris Bohnson
Done!
can’t see ‘the express will of the people’ anywhere on that chart, mate.
thank you thank you!
No wonder people are going mental for that broach - it has a power far greater than we can possibly imagine.
like she woke up this morning presumably aware that the ruling would happen and she’d be on telly and was like ‘yeah, its a fucking huge silver spider day. go get it’
“Fetch me the spider, I have a ruling to dispense!”
would like to see the clipping of the massive spider brooch added to parliamentary customs.
Tbf a judge needing a ceremonial spider in order to make an important judgment is fairly believable in our deeply weird system.
It comes out on a little cushion carried by a volunteer member of the public, no weird genuflecting or anything, and is clipped into place prior to the ruling being handed down.
does whatever a spider brooch does
No way should the word brooch be spelt brooch instead of broach
So annoying, it’s ruining my whole day.
‘and there, the centuries old tradition of blackrod scampering around the chamber chasing the spider with a handful of kleenex’
dennis skinner hollers
I looked at the picture of it for too long and now I know how I die.
Papa Broach
(something something prorogue into pieces, you get the idea)
SPIIDAAAAHHH
SPIIDAAAAAAAAAAHH
reckon any MPs had planned to sink 8 tins of stella and a takeaway tonight thinking there’d be no work tomorrow?
Reckon Mhairi Black would do it anyway tbh
I’m sure there’s a story about David Gower getting wrecked on Pimm’s at lunchtime thinking that the game had been rained off for the day, only to be called into bat a couple of hours later.
Not a great story, obviously.
