i mean i’m off the deep end on CIA-backed ped cults atm and even i think this is fucking ridiculous

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True deep end shit, that is

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i kind of feel like if Johnson was trying to get the phrase ‘model of restraint’ trending he wouldn’t have been able to prevent himself from slipping it in about 15 times in response to every single question in a really obvious way. that’s the usual Tory methodology isn’t it?

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I heard he makes buses out of wine crates in his spare time.

What the fuck is this timeline, seriously? I’m getting hardcore brain worms here

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models of buses you might say…my god…they’ve been planning this op for months…

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Delicious over tagliatelle

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Brain worms…

Worm farms…

FKA_Shiggs is a tory everybody

Or are you the Tory for trying to run this backasswards op on me? Oh god they’re trying to turn us against one another

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The snake has Eton it’s own tail

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Question (maybe Hoogy can help?)

Can the other parties go sit in the HoC while the Tories are on conference? When is the conference over? Was parliament open today?

  • Last Thursday there was a motion to have a parliamentary recess, think it failed something like 289 - 306.
  • Wednesday.
  • Yes.
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They will be sitting in parliament this week, when the conference is going ahead. It’s why some of their backers have offered to lend them helicopters and jets, in case they need to make it down for crucial votes.

They should just table loads of banter motions that the Tories can’t justify travelling for, like “This house believes all Tories are sexually aroused by pigs”, just to get it on the books.

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yes but they’re all just bringing videos and board games in

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Sorry for tory link.

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There isn’t a point in The Blues Brothers that James Brown wear’s sunglasses.

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didn’t Corbyn once table a motion that Arsenal were the greatest football club?

like that but whatever it is that would wind up the ERG

Ask them all to vote for their favourite European city

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A series of meaningful votes on whether certain things are weird or fine, actually.

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