Hi, had to vote for Kate Hoey in 2017 :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:

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So they’re saying that Farage will see “us” whoever “us” is, flying out of the EU to freedom while he tumbles to his death?

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He’s got too close to The Sun

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The only explanation is that every other still was even worse

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:smiley:

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Proper tap-in, that one

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While having helped his dad build an underground maze

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He’s standing for speaker and seems like a legend from a brief trawl through what he wants to achieve/his Wiki page

Greg Knight is also in MP4 and the man is a gift. Watch the Greg Knight 2017 election campaign song if you want to get it stuck in your head at opportune moments forever

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Oh here’s the follow up tweet

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cynical

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Ah fuck it. I enjoyed this trip down memory lane and we can’t get any weirder. So.

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What a bellend!

Banger

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Quite impressive how even when politics is physically shut by his own hands Boris can’t help but keep fucking himself into oblivion

My god I forget what a mighty theme tune that is.

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melts are really insisting that each fuck up and dick trip is actually part of some diabolical scheme masterminded by cummings

21 dimensional chess.

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So while there’s this judicial uncertainty over whether proroguing parliament is lawful or not, Labour should just enter parliament on their own and vote to abolish the monarchy and make private property illegal.

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Imagine the political fallout if Chuka Ummuna was ever spotted leaving London on a train

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in solidarity with anyone who’s ever turned up to work on a bank holiday by accident

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