After reading this, if anything Bam was being too nice about otters

I think you need to pause for thought for a moment and consider the very real possibility that the worst thing that’s ever happened to Boris Johnson might be getting stung by a wasp.

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very disappointed in all this, the spider kills gross insects, and their webs are pretty

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Spiders are great not like houseflies who are always getting in your face they just like to find a dark corner somewhere and stay there and eat bugs.

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Again, that’s sea otters. The only bad thing about fresh water otters in that hit piece was that they attack humans - and frankly we’ve got it coming.

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More likely to have been stung by bees whilst shoving his paw into their nest.

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Ants are anarchists. Antarchists, you could say. Kropotkin knew his stuff.

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Agreed :+1:

I learned from this very website that if you are not a fan of house spiders (urgh, big and gross and surprising when they run across the floor) then you should make sure not to disturb any cellar spiders (weird dangly ladies who live in the corners of your ceiling) because they love to catch and eat them. SPIDERWARS

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And even then in the last decade attacks have averaged less than 2 a year in America. Hardly wild hog numbers.

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30 to 50 otters in my backyard in three minutes while my kids are playing

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this article is a joke, don’t even have the space to rebut cos you’d need to go line-by-line

Watching the BBC live stream of the Supreme Court appeal. Hope it’s like that hearing episode of The Thick of It.

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I hope they go like McCartney’s interviews in the anthology docs, and soon he’s being interviewed on a boat on the Thames or by a campfire in the middle of the night

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Started getting “Get ready for Brexit on October 31st” ads on podcasts I listen to. Need some @jimmyhuntspill inspiration, please.

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Mad that everyone listens to podcasts when they don’t exist. Might be a bit of civil disobediance for a couple of days in November but podcasts still won’t exist

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Imagine thinking that honey bees, who literally have queens and worker drones, are anything other than nightmare dystopian absolute monarchies.

All the other insects are comrades, cats are Cameron Tories, dogs are land-rover gilet countryside Tories except for dogs for the blind, who are libdems who draw up fantasy cabinets with Rory Stewart as Foreign secretary and their owner as Prime Minister.

All other animals are Labour voters. Except sea otters and grey squirrels, who are Brexit and #MAGA respectively.

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Sudden mind’s eye of watching the supreme Court gorge themselves on dinner

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loads of lib dems literally just got in the sea. why.

But just look at them!

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