September 2019 politics thread - fuck knows

The Queen’s still at Balmoral, on her summer break???

It’s the 24th September! Get over it, Queen! You lost!

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*On her Winter I break

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The Houses of Parliament aren’t even a house.

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What kind of deranged individual goes to Scotland for the summer anyway? She needs to be removed from any position of authority.

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Ooft Bercow signalling for a resumption of play half 11 tomorrow without Boris

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What the fuck is that cutout in the background

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Vine? She going to call into his radio show?

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Doesn’t he live there?

What in the bellfry or something?!

Count the number of times you hear that The Houses of Parliament aren’t even a house. Truth is John Bercow’s got an apartment in there, so it is in fact a house.

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I don’t understand, I had a personal assurance from the notoriously trustworthy Boris Johnson

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For me this Is the biggest thing so far after a morning of big things

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Literally nobody left to stand

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Non-sequitur at the end there, not that you can really expect coherence from these people.

‘He broke the law, so, er, let’s have a deal. Bringing both sides together. To heal our nation. For an hour’

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Basically, yeah:

Corbyn bumping Watson CONFIRMED according to the beeb (just the speech like)

Time for the blinder

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Put on your shades, it’s going to be a bright one

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Bah god that’s Ken Clarke’s music etc

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Thank you for reminding me of this

Corbyn has moved his speech to conference to today.

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