September 2019 politics thread - fuck knows

Remaining in the EU

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If we leave (lol), avoiding the No-Deal hellmouth

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Oh, Jeremy Corbyn

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I want them privatised and subsidised wholly by advertising

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Neil Warnock has turned up outside the court with a fishing rod, 6 cans of lager and a KFC

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Maybe the scales will fall from her eyes now as she realises how naive she’s been. I mean, if she could be lied to about this, then…

looks across the room at Andrew

What boring fucking cunt is emailing me about the minutiae of their day ffs?

Oh. Fair enough I suppose.

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lmao lol

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Really hoping the next correction is simply ‘speech’ removed from this sentence.

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Reminded me of:

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/sunday/35224/222?u=tvdenimchap

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bring forth the volcano.

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I’ve got a link to that post on my CV under ‘Achievements’.

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Given Mogg’s entire parliamentary career has been built on points of order about legal and procedural points of order, it’s quite incredible that he’s done this within weeks of being appointed to a role where that’s his entire job.

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Fuck you, legitimist scum! Jean IV is the only rightful King of France!

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It’s supposed to be two sides of A4 at most

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Hmm this didn’t come out right at all

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how can they slap.

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Fair. Not like stability with Cameron and May’s been working out for us.

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP*

*I really hope we’re referencing the same thing.

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Can’t believe no one has changed the thread title yet

The norogueing
The phantom prorogue

there are doubtless much better ones

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from potential king to working for @bugduv .

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