#6243

ngl, tried to read that like an acrostic

#6244

Ngl, just googled acrostic

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#6245

Done

9 Likes
#6247

I still think about that ‘time for mummy’ tweet all the time. It’s one of the most astonishing pieces of content I’ve ever come across. I want to write a movie about her time as PM and call it Time For Mummy

28 Likes
#6248

Heeeee’s baaaaaack!!! And will be giving a speech in Parliament later today.

#6249

Is that honestly what the PM flies around in? Christ.

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#6250

There’s an article for that:

#6251

I’m hoping that just off the side to the right it continues “Mail” and he’s spent the last seven hours sitting on mail sacks.

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#6252

…AND HE’S NO LEADSOM FAN

Oh my god it should be published and stored in the Classics section at Waterstones

#6253

Approx. 2:30 PM

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#6254

Needs enough seats to get in some precious family time with all his kids.

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#6255

Starring Arnold Vosloo as Theresa May.

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#6256

We did start casting it but were strongly influenced by having just watched Hustlers. Cardi B as Theresa May, Usher as JCorbs, Lizzo as Diane Abbott, etc

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#6257

Was just thinking that’s impressive that the last three Tory PMs have each cultivated their own way of avoiding hard questions/negative attention.

Cameron: turning and running away
May: abandoned warehouses
Joris: standing on tall buildings

Reckon Rees-Mogg will probably go for dangling a watch in front of interviewers and saying “you are feeling sleepy”.

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#6258

:smiley:

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#6259

Those moments always feel like the door’s cracked open a little and you see a sliver of the real mentality that governs the Tory party. It’s always a bit

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#6260

Only one way to find out.

What do you think, @discobot?

#6261

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

#6262

@discobot Helpful robots washing and caring for an ageing population? Or pink-eyed terminators sent back from the future to cull the human race?

#6263

Discobot’s gone very quiet all of a sudden. What’s he hiding?

WE’RE ON TO YOU, DISCOBOT.

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