I refuse to believe that this is Geoffrey Cox’s actual voice.

I ONCE PLAYED THE BARD UPON THE STAGE OF LAW!

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That’s not what he said. The exact quote is:

“This parliament is a dead parliament. It should no longer sit. It has no moral right to sit on these green benches …”

Which is something entirely different.

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He’s like Brian Blessed, but not a good Brian Blessed.

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Brian Blasted?

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I guess the taxpayer is paying for different coloured benches now

Just sort out the benches

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Just got absolutely fucking bodied by Ben Goldacre on that twitter when trying to inform him about the pharmaceutical compulsory license stuff, as he’s just gone “think we need @otherperson for this”

Mate I know @otherperson, he’s another patent twat who I used to work with.

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I have now reached a sad conclusion that this parliament is no longer worth sitting. It should be gone, for any good it is doing.

What do you think the purpose of this language is? What inference do you think he wishes his audience to take away from it? What does he think the solution to this problem he’s identified is? Why was parliament illegally prorogued in the first place?

They revolutionised funk, you monster

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Call for a General Election.

We need a General Election now.

Tory majority following a General Election

To try and prevent Parliament passing a law that prevents a No Deal Brexit. A strategy that failed.

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forget it parse, it’s hoogeytown

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Would rather live in Hoogysburg than here rn tbh tbf

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Haha. I saw his reply, but can’t see yours, so did wonder whether someone had tried to educate him…

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Love these apologies for ‘any offence caused’ rather than admitting his use of misogynistic language was inherently wrong.

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I’ve disappeared in shame.

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A Hooging should be considered an honour and a rite of passage. I’ve been Hooged and afterwards I was grateful to know better.

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Just a big ol’ dunce cap on my avatar, cheers

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i got hooged good and proper too

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You mean he’s like John Rhys-Davies?

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You mean there are people who don’t refer to winning a game of table tennis as ‘battering the wife’. Strange world

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