gonna need to see the arithmahoog on this

It’s an open goal for hoogy, surely?

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Wie hoogies de hoogsmen?

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Labour: Put forward loads of left-wing policies to end years of Tory misery and help the environment etc. Also support a second referendum.
Centrists: bUt CoRBYn sAiD hE’d ONLy GiVe thE Eu 7/10!

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honestly not sure what i’d take - 100 grand or the chance to put gove through a table off a ladder.

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These last few Labour conference motions really are getting radical.

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whoever wins, we lose.

Which genius decided to call it You’ve Been Hooged and not You Know When You’ve Been Adybongoed!

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Sorry to jump back what feels like days, but I’ve only just watched this:

:neutral_face: Do we reckon it was on purpose? Was he trying to deflect attention from other stuff going on in his life? It’s utterly fucking bizarre… :hushed:

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19 dimensional chess.

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You’re all playing chess and Boris is throwing reverse uno’s at the supreme court.

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Yes

Yes

It’s very on brand.

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Even by BB’s standards this is one of the maddest things that I’ve ever seen! That bit about the sex-crazed gorilla :joy:

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No idea what’s happened since but I just saw the Attorney General’s performance in the HoC today

Had no idea that he was such a raging, swivel-eyed, Gammo-Fascist

Genuinely sounds like something written by the CCRU.

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Bet the UN are really regretting booking through Toastmasters now

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This was interesting and revealing in more ways than one - Jeremy Vine’s (him again!) account of Johnson at work…

https://reaction.life/jeremy-vine-my-boris-story/

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oh what’s he like :joy::joy::joy: