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I ended up in a houseshare in London with an ex Etonian a few years ago. Proper Ted and Ralph from The Fast Show stuff. He didn’t have a job the entire two years I lived with him but COUGH somehow COUGH still managed to pay rent, bills and get his bedroom converted into a recording studio full of shit hot gear. He’d still be in his dressing gown when I got home from my shitty middle management job every evening. Did my head in, I tell you.

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Update from my boss: “Voting for the Lib Dems would be a tacit vote for Corbyn. I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I don’t like Johnson and I don’t want Brexit, but
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It was Sir Christopher Chope

Might as well have been him tbf

That’s Chope

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That’s one of the old fellas from the muppets

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Johnson’s on the bugle isn’t he

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still reckon a chicken soubry would be quite nice.

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Johnson’s started to look really panicky in the last five minutes, hasn’t he? Direct yes/no questions aren’t his strong point apparently.

Ban request

He’d be 100% gammon if not for opposing the Iraq War. Amazed he wasn’t for it considering all his other views

Horsemeat in the burgers
People commit murders

We’re being watched by Google

SHOW ME THE LIE

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The iraq war opposition is the pineapple on his big ole gammon slab

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what a complete useless cowardly piece of shit. People like this should be easy to beat

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They would be without almost all the media backing them

It’s this though innit? Nobody likes the tories apart from actual real life tories, but years of shit slinging at Corbyn has made him un electable in the minds of so many, like HYG’s boss here.

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Quite a decent quote though:

In a letter to the prime minister, Dr Lee said Brexit divisions had “sadly transformed this once great party into something more akin to a narrow faction in which one’s Conservatism is measured by how recklessly one wants to leave the European Union”.

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Sitcom idea: drummed out of Parliament, he has to set up a slightly dodgy garage to make ends meet.

The Chopeshop

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Tbf can’t work out if I prefer it when your conservatism is measured by how much you want to fuck over other people for your own profit

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