#1112

15D chess Cummings is up to now. He even knew I’d post this here I don’t doubt

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#1113
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#1114

‘My spy’ = Dominic Cummings, obviously.

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#1115

What does ‘father of the house’ mean

#1116

Longest serving MP

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#1117

Your son is a maverick doctor

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#1118

The MP who has has been an MP for the longest continuous time.

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#1119

Does this mean he is getting his Licence To Kill back?

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#1120

He got politician of the year. What fucking planet is this

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#1121

Phase two tomorrow;
“The Conservative, Unionist & Brexit Alliance”

CUBA for short

it’s a secret Marxist coup

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#1122

of course, I’m not a fucking idiot

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#1123

Conservative & Unionist Negotiation Team

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#1124

all the other MPs have to call him ‘daddy’

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#1125

Boris won it in 2013
Osborne won it at the height of austerity

#1126

Nice to see everybody a little more bouyent even if only for tonight

#1127

My Right Honourable Daddy

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#1128

The absolute buoyant.

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#1129

Both of those men, while loathsome, still exist. Rory Stewart is fading like Marty McFly near the end of Back to the Future.

#1130

lol

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#1131

I reckon they check to see who has the highest Twitter engagement the week before the awards and just try and piggy back that

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