I actually think reading from paper he can get a bit stilted but his quips are always spot on. Compared to the blustery shaggy dog shouting CARACAS he seems like Oscar Wilde.

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I’m too lazy to look up what the Caracas thing was. Can anyone give a precis?

Maybe he meant maracas, because he definitely seemed a little rattled.

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WZA is replying

  • A long one
  • A dry one
  • A long, dry one

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Boris claimed Corbyn thought his friends were in the Kremlin and Iran and then just started shouting CARACAS! He’s Caracas! For no reason

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Feel free to use this one tomorrow, jezza

Boris prefers a Whopper.

[That’s my coat over there right…]

After all this Wza is just going to post “Hmm”.

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Or the whole site is going to wink out of existence due to the size of the post

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Come on man, there’s been life sentences that have passed quicker than this.

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Get on with it, Wzabyn

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I would imagine that pretty much all the seats in Scotland that are not already held by the SNP must be under threat of being taken by them. For example, Jo Swinson could lose her East Dunbartonshire seat like she did in 2015.

He’s just gonna abandon post isn’t he

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WZA’s big post? Never going to happen

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It’s not like we don’t deserve it. We’re ungrateful bastards.

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Say something @thewza so he can never finish replying

@TheWza Scotland is nice. Agree?

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SAY SOMETHING THEWZA’S GIVNG UP ON YOU

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He’s gone! You’ve killed him!

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You bastard!

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Imagine how it feels hitting abandon reply after typing that much

Must feel AMAZING

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