Idea for a televised election debate: Every time one of them lies, they get gunged.
Idea for PMQs: every time the PM lies or avoids answering the question, they get gunged
Think I’m onto something here. The public would love it.
Finally a job for Dave Benson Phillips in politics!
The mental image of a gungey David Cameron has made me feel quite ill.
It’s passed
AYE: 329 NOE: 300
To the Lords!
who is this other ‘order!’ guy?
This is higher than yesterday isn’t it? Who switched over to the ayes?
Deputy speaker
Spelman
Ah, amendments first/in parallel.
I mean this would actually be more informative political broadcasting than 99% of current mainstream coverage.
Boris
The independent group for Gunge
Bigger majority, eh
28 Amendments to choose from. Usual range from Angus McNeil (repeal Article 50) to Chope, Bone et all (BREXIT NOW!)
Thought misleading parliament was a serious offence, guess they are going to have to relax standards now Boris is in
This thing about people being fed up with Brexit isn’t really true is it, everyone loves talking brexit
Misleading parliament is. Avoiding answering the question is pretty much normal practice - albeit most pretend they’re trying.
Reckon Boris slipped through a few lies already though
M-A-N