September 2019 politics thread - fuck knows

That’s it, reverse the judgment

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Just realised… tomorrow being Wednesday, parliament’s likely to reconvene with Johnson’s second attempt at PMQs :rofl:

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Fuck it, let’s re-prorogue the bastard. We don’t deserve anything else.

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Bussoon?

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we prorogued parliament by mistake

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Ah that makes sense. I assumed they were on the same page, rival bastards united by fate.

They should settle this properly and physically duke it out then. Whoever loses we win.

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Apparently he’s in America?* Dunno when he’s due back
why have him and varadkar flown to America for a day or so? Its for the climate summit isn’t it. Jfc

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imagine how fucking bad mogg would be in a square-go

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I was thinking that, something very ironic there

Yeah, she’s got the keys herself, what with it being her tower

Does anyone else smell flame grilled gammon?

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Due back tomorrow evening, but he’ll have to come back sooner with everyone calling for his head.

He could hide in the UK Embassy and smear shit on the walls instead.

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Hope we get another priti Patel situation

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I know, right?! I mean show some fucking leadership and do it via video link you fucknuts

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Nixon stopped being President whilst in the air as well didn’t he? would be quite fitting.

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