It could only be improved if it had a wee boat on it too

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Batshuayi to Palace - done deal.

More to come apparently. Still linked with Benrahma, Sarr and Brewster.

It does look like we might be gearing up to letting Zaha go if we get one of them.

Eze has also been given Townsends number 10 shirt apparently. So perhaps Townsend is off.

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Yup not a good look, the whole “oh yeah if I played they’d have probably stayed up” stinks. I’m a bit concerned he’s gonna be a bad egg (did a decent job at purging most of them n all). Dunno what his wages etc are like either. We’ll see.

Forest are signing this guy, Loic Mbe Soh. Obviously don’t watch the farmer’s league, but this seems like a pretty impressive move for us.

Doesn’t he basically play the same position as JASM too? Or will he come in ahead of the mls wasteman on the other wing?

Not saying I’d willingly wish an ACL on anyone, but y’know…

ASM can play RW - played most of one season there for Nice. Think it’ll be Fraser - Almiron - ASM and Wilson up top after a few games. Joelinton has played CF and LW before and there’s talk of him potentially slotting in at 10. In theory they’re all pretty fluid, in practice, probably not. Be nice to actually be able to rotate our wingers for once anyway, they’re asked to do so much running in Bruce’s “system”

Would be interested to see Almiron played next to Hayden and played as a ball-carrying CM but lol no chance.

What about jockeyless horse big Andy

Probably get injured after 3 games

Hazard’s turned up fat again :smiley:

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signs the remaining Celtic players of his era

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Ashley must be so pissed off

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Sex lives of the patatas men

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in other news, a Coruña has officially declared Javier Tebas (president of la liga) persona non grata in the city.

like the mayor came out and said it and theres a signed decree and everything :smiley:

that’ll show em.

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A mugshot with the words ‘Do not serve this man’ behind every bar in town.

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That is so wonderfully Spanish football

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Gonzalo Higuaín is joining Miami. His brother has been a fantastic player at this level. Really hope he turns up proper overweight, but also motivated.

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