The most boring pairing this side of Man Utd/Wolves

Good head

Looking at Everton’s fixtures I think they’ll win the league by November.

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Good header!

Spurs need at least two new centre backs.

Eric Dier is very, very average

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Thought Spurs might be good this season. Dunno why.

I like Allan’s long shorts and he looks a player

right fuck this, gonna watch american football

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This is shocking.
Why the fuck have we taken off Dele and Winks when Hojbjerg is still on. Him and Lucas and Sissoko = zero ability to keep the ball and play a pass.

Hojbjerg and Ndombele with Lo Celso at 10 sounds far more fun and good imo?

Reckon Ancelotti would be the highest scorer on ‘if they told you something, you’d listen’ score for managers in the prem.
Knowledgeable, stoical and terrifying.
Klopp and Pep would score lower because for every few pearl of wisdom they’d probably start telling you about their theories on 5g or vaccines.

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Yeah hopefully, I’m doubtful Ndombele will be at the club by the end of the window so it’ll be lo Celso and Hojbjerg with Lucas Dele Son Kane ahead I reckon

Looks so promising on paper doesn’t it

Eh?

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The reality looks anything but

Mourinho

  • Still there at the end of the season
  • Still there at new year
  • Gone before the new year

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Yeah it was a weird inversion of the last two years in that we were very clinical with our chances yesterday. Think that metric undervalues us a bit though, and whilst it didn’t lead to that many shooting opportunities, we asked questions of their defence with how aggressively we pressed man-to-man and how many men we’d throw forward.

I’m not especially concerned with the chances we gave up in the circumstances (The first senior start of Struijk’s career at CB, Koch in training less than a week, plus Liverpool’s attack are miles above 90% of what we’ll face) - if anything i’m quite encouraging by them blocking and Meslier in net etc.

Jose’s done fam. Done

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Performance aside, Everton possibly look a better footballing team on paper too.

Mad times.

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Abbadovies!