(Serves 40)

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#1

Bit weird to get someone a cake for breaking up with a partner, imo.

#2

No that serves 10 at best

#3

You reckon I could get through it solo over a long weekend? I think I probably could.

#4

If I sat down with a spoon and nothing to do then 24 hours easy. Although chocolate cake is not my favourite.

#5

Sounds tennisy

#6

How thin would the slices have to be to do 40?

absolute bullshit @rich-t

#7

I think this year I want a birthday cake that’s covered in horrendously sweet icing and has a jam layer that’s never been near an actual piece of fruit.

I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you’re not on the planning committee.

#8

Can’t beat a Victoria sponge, the bigger the wedge of icing and jam in the middle the better.

#9

Should say ‘Sorry you are leafing, Chris’

#10

We’re having this as our wedding cake (Colin and Connie). we’re getting 2 of each as it never serves that many

Obviously not personalised like that mind.

#11

How do we feel about this?

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#12

ID EAT IT LIKE A GIANT BURRITO

#13

Agreed. Buttercream in the middle can fuck off though, just dilutes the jam.

#14

big fan

#15

an admission from an employee - I’ve busted this case wide open!

#16

Probably doesn’t serve 40 either.

#17

gonna get one and eat it by myself

#18

Been toying with a thread on bullshit serving sizes

A ‘serving’ of wine gums is 4 (four) fucking sweets. It’s political correctness gone mad!

#19

Customers have been going mad for the love sausage. Not so much for the heart-beet beetroot burgers

#20

you can get me to buy anything if you put truffled in the description

might get it for myself and eat it surreptitiously