She missed the part where she tried to breastfeed a stranger’s baby.
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There was discussion in our office a few weeks ago about Tenga Eggs. Nobody admitted to owning one though.
Just had to Google that, did not know what they were.
Feel like there’s a joke in there about what came first the chicken or the egg.
maybe this could be based around an erotic hen-do experience?
(someone fucking tell me if he uses this one at his set I want a few quid)
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Made up but those fucking shorthands they use. DT is ‘darling terrors’? Or something? PFB is according to a Twitter comment ‘Perfect Firstborn’ but really?
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Clearly made up and I’m assuming, unless hyg carefully edited that thread, that the lack of replies means that everyone else realised that.
I didn’t go on mumsnet to read the original so I wouldn’t know about that. Hate those mumsnet shorthands so much.
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I checked, someone has edited it.
I’m confused really. Are you talking about the Tweet or the original post?
seems to have tonnes of replies although there are obviously a bunch of ‘didn’t happens’
I didn’t notice it was a tweet, I thought it was a screenshot direct from Mumsnet.
I didn’t go searching for the "didn’t happen"s but I’m glad to hear they’re there.
Oh right. It’s a Twitter account that screenshots fun mumsnet posts, basically.
I’m not going to google that but is that putting an egg up your bum?
It’s more putting your cock in an egg
Well blow me down
why an egg?
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I’m not really sure. (Genuinely so)
Much like a real woman, it has textured innards.
Coral egg-cups? Not great for the trypophobics
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They’ve given me a cheeky semi.