Sexual innuendo or not?

“Swifts or Swallows?”

  • Innuendo
  • A simple question about bird recognition

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“hose out my gutter”

  • Necessary task to avoid blockages
  • Absolute filth

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“Get your laughing gear around my knob”

  • An offer from a friend to hang your clown outfit from the door handle in their home
  • CWBAFT

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“How’s your father”

  • A kindly and thoughtful inquiry as to the health of your Dad
  • My mind is in the gutter (unhosed)

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Rim Runners

  • An enjoyable yet frustrating track on Micro Machines Turbo Tournament V2
  • Getting the head of your penis and using it to circle the anal opening of your partner prior to penetration

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  • I don’t find sexual innuendos chucklesome
  • In YOUR end tho

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Was this the bathtub one? Reckon I would wreck it now, but as a youngster I was far too impatient and often overshot the mark.

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A “stiffy”

  • It’s the 60’s or the Beano or whatever and I’ve put too much starch in the wash and my shirt is now rigid
  • An erect penis

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That was bathtub burnoff, this was the bog.

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“I’m so wet”

  • It must have been raining heavily outside, can I offer you a hot bath and a towel?
  • Something else

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“My gash is dripping”

  • I’ve cut myself badly and there is blood coming from the wound
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“Just coming!”

  • The thing you shout from your bedroom when a parent has shouted “TEA’S READY” up the stairs
  • The thing you say when you ejaculate in or around your partner

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Kola Superdeep Borehole

  • It’s a deep hole the Russians dug for some reason
  • Go on…

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Not for anything less than £500

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Just picture this hot mofo sweetly whispering them into your shell-like:

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Beast with two backs

  • Bactrian camel
  • Peno

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“Stuffing holes”

  • Preparing a delicious poultry roast
  • Fucking

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“Please come inside…”

  • Inviting my very pleasant 40-something neighbor into my flat to discuss a potentially leaky roof
  • Oh god what did I just invite Clare to do?!?!?!

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Honestly, there has never been a greater player on banked oval or ferry fiasco than this man typing right now. I know it can be intimidating to be in the presence of greatness but I have fought hard to retain humble.

(might look at that later).

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“As the actress said to the bishop”

  • Never really understood this one tbh
  • I dunno

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