Honestly, there has never been a greater player on banked oval or ferry fiasco than this man typing right now. I know it can be intimidating to be in the presence of greatness but I have fought hard to retain humble.
(might look at that later).
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“As the actress said to the bishop”
- Never really understood this one tbh
- I dunno
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“I didn’t realise it was a blow job”*
- My devoutly Christian uncle has offered me the use of his pocket handkerchief. Upon learning that it I intend to use it for snot, he retracts his offer.
- Someone’s dick is about to be sucked.
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*based on true events
I think this one is exclusively reserved by the posh and wannabe-posh
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oh my god
Four player, waiting for the sponge, knocking each other into the sink, someone makes a break round the outer edge of the sink, others pull back to blow them up, small boys, jumpers for goalposts.
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Let this wash over your eardrums
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Lady froth
- A dainty amount of froth, shaped like a uterus, on top of a cappuccino
- Female sexual fluids
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Nice baps
- I am being complimented on having taken M&S’ finest burger buns with me to the BBQ
- Norks
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Not an innuendo but: nork clinic
- A clinic for TITTAYYYYYS
- A clinic situated on the road of Nork Gardens in Banstead
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“Chum on me milkers”
- Providing a chum or friend for a group of cows and informing the cows that no payment is required
- Spaffing on some tits
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‘in or around’ 
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- What? It’s just a percentage.
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Nice
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What’s the deal with your colour scheme, m9?
I think this might accentuate the ‘I’m clearly not doing work’ ness of my DiS usage to the onlooking colleague.
edit: but it is good