Sexual polls thread


#1

Anonymous one to start off:

  • Missionary
  • From behind
  • Cowgirl

0 voters


Informercial style products (e.g. Snuggies) were actually designed disabled* people
#2

At 4.30pm?


#3

On a Wednesday?


#4

In December?


#5

How many people have you had penetrative sex with?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2-5
  • 6-10
  • 11-20
  • 21-30
  • 30+

0 voters


#6

Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne?


#7
  • Lies
  • Feverish fantasy
  • Too tired
  • Disinterested spouse
  • Comedic cop-out

0 voters


#8

Can’t think of any good looking Polish people but the joke stands


#9

Sexual Poll?


#10

I’ve got a sexual poll for you


#11

with my reputation?


#12

bah!


#14

I had sex most recently:

  • In the last 12 hours
  • In the last 24 hours
  • In the last week
  • In the last month
  • In the last three months
  • In the last year
  • Over a year ago
  • n/a

0 voters


#15

Most pain that you find arousing in a sexual context

  • Light tickling
  • Nibbled ear lobe
  • Biting lip
  • Scratching the back
  • Slapping arse (a bit hard)
  • Being spanked with something hard
  • Something that would leave a bruise
  • Something that would draw blood
  • Having your genitals kicked/stamped on/electrocuted etc
  • Something even more painful

0 voters


#16

This has gotten dark.


#17

Located entirely in your kitchen?


#18

I voted something even more painful: watching that Kate Tempest video.


#19

On DIS


#20

Anonymous polls are strictly for boring prudes


#21
  • With the lights on
  • With the lights off

0 voters