Ever knocked one out thinking about another DiSer?
- Hell Yeah!
- Eurgh No!
0 voters
Can I come on your tits, mate?
- Fire away
- I’d rather you didn’t
- AWLLLLREEEEEIGHT MAATES, HOW ERR THINGS ON REEEEMSAY STREET?
0 voters
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Which member of the band do you most want to fuck (votes are public)
- Drummer
- Bass player
- Guitarist
- Keys
- Singer
- Backing singer
- Fiddle player
- Other “strings” type person, eg cello
- Banjo player (form a queue ladies and gents)
- Double bass player
- Someone from the horn (!) section
- Percussion guy/gal
- DJ
- Bez
0 voters
I hear ya bro
I am completely shocked by this one!
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During sex I can generally be characterised as… (anon)
- Positively foul mouthed, I love talking dirty
- Instructive, I know what I want and I want to know what they want
- Like something out of a carry on film or Austin Powers
- Non-lingual noises only
- Entirely mute
0 voters
All of the above
ffs
Would you have sex with Owen?
- Yes
- No
0 voters
That’s quite an impressive deposit
3 Likes
I think I’d’ve halted the process long before a steamy log hit my lips.
1 Like
Probably wouldn’t be as good in bed as that other (self-confessed) excellent lover on the boards, though. You know the one.
1 Like
- can’t really be arsed any more
- can sometimes be arsed
- can really arsed almost all the time
- fully arsed
0 voters
is this about anal?
2 Likes
How many disers have you fucked (public)
- 0
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5+
0 voters
Alright pals, let’s form an orderly queue/centipede.
4 Likes
Have you ever caught an STI? (Anonymous)
- Yes
- No
0 voters
Have you ever engaged in sexual activity while listening to Sexual Healing?
- Yes
- No
0 voters
For those who voted no to this: ever had a close shave/thought you had?
- Yes
- No
0 voters
No 