Sexual polls thread

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Related, from Mumsnet Madness:

[Raanraals]

You could die before then! It’s never going to be 100% unless you’re literally at it now.

[GEOFF]

I can’t stop laughing at this. Just the way it’s been written.

“…and THEN I found out he’s been at it AGAIN”

[Jeremys_Iron]

Apologies this is heteronormative

Sounds like it’s not us you should be apologising to…

[hip_young_gunslinger]

It’s marvellous, isn’t it? “I don’t have ANY problems with him masturbating, none at all… BUT WHY DOES HE DO IT IT’S TEARING ME APART?!”

Was a great response on Twitter from a bloke who was just like “I could bang my wife ten times an evening in a mind-blowing display of sexual prowess, and as soon as she stepped out the door my instinct would still be to knock one out.”

[GEOFF]

Hahahaha.

The amount of times my wife leaves the house to go out these days and says “you’re going to have a wank aren’t you” significantly outnumber the times when she doesn’t.

[chadders]

Coleen (assuming see goes on top).

[eems]

hahaha i’ve done myself good and proper here

[colon_closed_bracket]

i’ve done myself

I thought that was the whole point of watching porn?

[anon14643532]

I’m a virgin.

Just thought I’d share that here.

[1101010]

You’re being heteronormative but it seems that thankfully DiS isn’t

[1101010]

I think mate you have to understand I too was making a joke, a riff on his heteronormitivity apologies.

[1101010]

Well you can’t have it both ways!

[eems]

Men: Do you know how big your penis is in inches/cm/whatever?

• Yes
• No

Show results

[Raanraals]

Surely the completely stock answer to any question about one’s penis size is, “I’ve never had any complaints!”

[Aggpass]

Tape measure didn’t stretch far enough

[_Em]

Don’t they use something like this?

[1101010]

The description that pops up when you hover over that adds an extra layer to this whole thing

[NoahVale]

7H .

[_Em]

haha I just google “shoe measurer” and that was the best picture