You could die before then! It’s never going to be 100% unless you’re literally at it now.

I can’t stop laughing at this. Just the way it’s been written.

“…and THEN I found out he’s been at it AGAIN”

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Sounds like it’s not us you should be apologising to…

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It’s marvellous, isn’t it? “I don’t have ANY problems with him masturbating, none at all… BUT WHY DOES HE DO IT IT’S TEARING ME APART?!”

Was a great response on Twitter from a bloke who was just like “I could bang my wife ten times an evening in a mind-blowing display of sexual prowess, and as soon as she stepped out the door my instinct would still be to knock one out.”

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Hahahaha.

The amount of times my wife leaves the house to go out these days and says “you’re going to have a wank aren’t you” significantly outnumber the times when she doesn’t.

Coleen (assuming see goes on top).

hahaha i’ve done myself good and proper here :smiley:

I thought that was the whole point of watching porn?

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I’m a virgin.

Just thought I’d share that here.

You’re being heteronormative but it seems that thankfully DiS isn’t

I think mate you have to understand I too was making a joke, a riff on his heteronormitivity apologies. :wink:

Well you can’t have it both ways!

Men: Do you know how big your penis is in inches/cm/whatever?

  • Yes
  • No

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Surely the completely stock answer to any question about one’s penis size is, “I’ve never had any complaints!”

Tape measure didn’t stretch far enough :worried:

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Don’t they use something like this?

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The description that pops up when you hover over that adds an extra layer to this whole thing

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7H .

haha I just google “shoe measurer” and that was the best picture

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one of things you find hard to believe happened