Sexual polls thread

eems · 2017-03-03T14:29:40.289Z

hahaha i’ve done myself good and proper here

colon_closed_bracket · 2017-03-03T14:31:48.201Z

eems:

i’ve done myself

I thought that was the whole point of watching porn?

anon14643532 · 2017-03-03T14:43:19.453Z

I’m a virgin.

Just thought I’d share that here.

1101010 · 2017-03-03T14:46:32.709Z

You’re being heteronormative but it seems that thankfully DiS isn’t

1101010 · 2017-03-03T14:48:56.491Z

I think mate you have to understand I too was making a joke, a riff on his heteronormitivity apologies.

1101010 · 2017-03-03T14:50:27.511Z

Well you can’t have it both ways!

eems · 2017-03-06T11:21:47.292Z

Men: Do you know how big your penis is in inches/cm/whatever?

Yes
No

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Raanraals · 2017-03-06T11:32:18.249Z

Surely the completely stock answer to any question about one’s penis size is, “I’ve never had any complaints!”

Aggpass · 2017-03-06T11:36:24.395Z

Tape measure didn’t stretch far enough

_Em · 2017-03-06T11:38:01.092Z

Don’t they use something like this?

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1101010 · 2017-03-06T11:40:06.255Z

The description that pops up when you hover over that adds an extra layer to this whole thing

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NoahVale · 2017-03-06T11:47:00.868Z

7H .

_Em · 2017-03-06T11:51:49.328Z

haha I just google “shoe measurer” and that was the best picture

foppyish · 2017-03-06T11:54:09.944Z

en.wikipedia.org

Shoe-fitting fluoroscope

Shoe-fitting fluoroscopes, also sold under the names X-ray Shoe Fitter, Pedoscope and Foot-o-scope, were X-ray fluoroscope machines installed in shoe stores from the 1920s until about the 1970s in the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, South Africa, Germany and Switzerland. In the UK, they were known as Pedoscopes, after the company based in St. Albans that manufactured them. At the beginning of the 1930s, Bally was the first company to import pedoscopes into Switzerland from the UK. In A sho...

one of things you find hard to believe happened

I_LIKE_CATS · 2017-03-06T11:55:02.779Z

I had a conversation with someone about these large metal machines that used to be used in shoe shops. You put your foot in and then like the trash compactor scene from Star Wars it moved in and gave a measurement. These things look much more sensible.

saps · 2017-03-06T11:57:31.439Z

For measuring your cock?

1101010 · 2017-03-06T11:58:05.689Z

A Pedoscope sounds like something Daily Mail readers would endorse…

_Em · 2017-03-06T11:59:22.901Z

Doctors just hide in that special room at the hospital while doing xrays for fun, right?

foppyish · 2017-03-06T12:09:54.220Z

in shoe shops they can do the same behind a wall of shoe boxes

foppyish · 2017-03-06T12:10:21.044Z

hilarious because x-rays penetrate that no problem!