I am going to use this as a retort on other forums I am registered on. That’ll confuse 'em.

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enjoy swallowing your own cum at Reading

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THEN YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

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Clits always seem to have a sweet taste to them. Stop doing it wrong man.

I bring the noise mate don’t you worry

*brings the ruckus to the ladies

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Is that noise a heavy sigh followed by “Alright, if I have to…”?

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Only when the ladies ask me to. So a dozen times a day at least.

I totally agree, but neckbeards seem to like it - and they also therefore seem to like paying women to do it too

How much you like to give oral on a lady:

  • Love it, will do it for ages/as much as possible
  • Yeah it’s fun as part of wider sex play
  • Ok, if I have to but not into it much
  • You want me to lick what now!?

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(Obv I’m a big fan and if chose the last option I hope you don’t expect similar in return)

Yep. I’m as unarsed about giving as I am receiving.

Public places where you’ve engaged in sexual activity by yourself? (private poll)

  • Office
  • Shop
  • School
  • Pub
  • Club
  • Restaurant
  • Government building
  • Football stadium
  • Sports arena/stadium
  • Community hall
  • Shopping centre
  • Museum
  • Place of worship
  • Petrol station
  • Hospital
  • Public toilet
  • Police station
  • Train
  • Bus
  • Plane
  • Ferry
  • Some other public boat
  • Train station
  • Bus station
  • Car park
  • Airport
  • Hotel lobby
  • Cinema
  • Theatre
  • Gallery
  • Library
  • Spa
  • Gym
  • Golf course
  • Playground
  • Park
  • Forest
  • Field
  • Bridge
  • Pavement
  • Cemetery
  • Theme park
  • Aquarium
  • Dockyards
  • Castle
  • TV Studio
  • Beach
  • Taxi
  • Car
  • Other

0 voters

Wahey!

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Some people need to slide in to my DMs like yo

That’s not where I want to slide in :smirk:

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I’m still mad at you.

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Don’t know many women who’d remain interested if all you wanted to do was eat them out tbh. Bit desperate and servile imo. Have a feeling they’d think you were a beta tbh.

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Figures.

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Nbf mate but overly keen oral engagement tends to indicate you’ve got something to hide.