#285

I think he’s told her about the netrunner thing now

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#287

FTFY

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#289

MORE LIKE MASTER BETA AMIRIGHT!!!

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#290

you’re such a blue pill cuck, Xylo

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#291

I’m a betamax.

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#292

Can we all just agree if someone whipped out a fucking e-cigarette while you were getting in the mood they’d be out on their arse without so much as a bye your leave

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#293

IDK I guess I wouldn’t call someone who voted “love it” a cuck but she’ll definitely be thinking that about you after the first 30 minutes of fruitless lapping. Or she’ll figure you work in an office and go looking for a pneumatic tyrannosaur, which is where alphas like me - quite literally - come in.

#294
  • Desperate troll
  • actual prick

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#295
  • all of the above
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#297

Or maybe all three.

#298

Can you remake this so we can choose 2 options?

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#299

Relax Xylo, I’m pissing about. I’m always posting good things in the feminist thread and I love cunnilingus.

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#301

Depends where he whipped it out from :hole:

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#302

I mean I’ve liked it but I really can’t imagine a situation where I’d give someone the ol’ heave-ho once the cogs were in motion tbh

#303

Crack pipe?

#304

either there or the vagina, yeah

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#305

sorry

#306

genuine laughsnort

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#307

Tbf, I imagine cunnilingus could be a bit frightening because ALL THE FLAPS and it’s just generally a bit less obvious to navigate than a big old chunk of man meat, but no complaints here if men are happy to sail my salty seas. :sweat_drops:

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#308
  • I’m confident of my sexual abilities.
  • Sometimes I worry my partner is being subjected to me.

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