Baby cannon is providing quite the mental image
General. (There is no good word for the mimsy in a sexual context. )
I used Bargain Bucket as a euphemism quite a lot in my teen years. This might be why I didn’t kiss anyone until I was 17.
POTD
so is barking orders tbf
dog joke
Mickey
Hope no-one ever calls it that in my presence or I’ll just start singing this:
too confusing, that’s where i live
1999 Grammy award winning hit Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of matchbox 20, obviously.
Just awoken. Can confirm zero sexytimes. I fell asleep watching Neil Brennan and woke up being spooned just now when TV got up for a wee. #liveblogover
Pissed on your back?
DON’T KINKSHAME US!!!
(No)
I can only get in the mood when I’m listening to dane bowers, sorry
Have you ever fucked someone that you hated?
0 voters
anecdotes welcome but not necessary
Big fan of ‘minge’
wot, no “slime pocket”?
Proportion of one night stands or very short flings that you regretted immediately afterwards:
what part of the bum though?
The cheeks. I’d sort of count the rest as being between the legs.