Baby cannon is providing quite the mental image

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General. (There is no good word for the mimsy in a sexual context. :frowning: )

I used Bargain Bucket as a euphemism quite a lot in my teen years. This might be why I didn’t kiss anyone until I was 17.

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POTD

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so is barking orders tbf

dog joke

Mickey

Hope no-one ever calls it that in my presence or I’ll just start singing this:

too confusing, that’s where i live

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1999 Grammy award winning hit Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of matchbox 20, obviously.

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Just awoken. Can confirm zero sexytimes. I fell asleep watching Neil Brennan and woke up being spooned just now when TV got up for a wee. #liveblogover

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Pissed on your back?

DON’T KINKSHAME US!!!

(No) :sweat_drops:

I can only get in the mood when I’m listening to dane bowers, sorry

Have you ever fucked someone that you hated?

  • Yes
  • I only hated them afterwards
  • No

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anecdotes welcome but not necessary

Big fan of ‘minge’ :+1:

wot, no “slime pocket”?

Proportion of one night stands or very short flings that you regretted immediately afterwards:

  • N/A
  • 0%
  • 1-25%
  • 26-50%
  • 51-75%
  • 76-99%
  • 100%

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what part of the bum though?

The cheeks. I’d sort of count the rest as being between the legs.