Sexual polls thread

elthamsmateowen · 2017-01-19T11:52:00.727Z

important information, thanks!

anon67149139 · 2017-01-19T11:52:46.058Z

Scout · 2017-01-19T12:12:27.960Z

After reading a ton of old erotica I’m trying to bring back the Victorian “cubbyhole”.

Also props to not including vulva on the list with is even worse than vagina

elthamsmateowen · 2017-01-19T12:17:34.225Z

What are your thoughts on the assertion by some that Vulva is the ‘correct term’ (at least in general/medical arenas) as vagina is reductive and reduces a woman to the one part and erases all of the parts that for most women make sex a pleasurable rather than functional experience?

I agree it’s not the prettiest word, but certainly think it’s an interesting point.

Scout · 2017-01-19T12:17:44.420Z

Haha autocorrect! I meant cunny

pervo · 2017-01-19T12:18:22.666Z

I quite like cubbyhole!

Scout · 2017-01-19T12:20:50.137Z

Well yeah vulva is the whole package but no one even says it, I don’t even think doctors say it when I’ve been to them with any VULVA troubles. I was reading about terms recently so I can teach Jnr a decent one as I hate cutesy words but I similarly can’t imagine vulva being something I want us to use.

NoahVale · 2017-01-19T12:24:22.023Z

Was watching American Horror Story the other night in which it Was referred to as ‘your mossy bank’.

elthamsmateowen · 2017-01-19T12:26:16.027Z

Scout:

but no one even says it, I don’t even think doctors say it

This was considered part of the problem by those that brought this up, arguing that it’s an ingrained patriarchal attitude including internalised misogyny thing.

I guess in terms of terms, It comes with learning and various parts being named maybe, rather than looking for one as a whole?

Definitely can understand not wanting to use something cutesy.

NoahVale:

Was watching American Horror Story the other night in which it Was referred to as ‘your mossy bank’.

“Where’s the sensuality? … Where’s, you know, where’s ‘he glided in liquid smooth’… where’s
"Where’s the sensuality? … Where’s, you know, where’s ‘he glided in liquid smooth’… where’s 'her wispy mound’? … where’s 'her sacred V’? … 'honeyed lining’ … 'her mossy cleft’"

elthamsmateowen · 2017-01-19T12:28:06.497Z

eems · 2017-03-03T13:44:17.023Z

Apologies this is heteronormative but it’s what I’m most interested in, feel free to create more inclusive or alternative ones:

I am a woman and if my male partner watched porn:

I’d like/expect/accept it
I wouldn’t be particularly happy but it’s not a big deal/kind of inevitable
Would be pissed off
I consider this as bad/almost as bad as cheating

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marckee · 2017-03-03T14:02:10.593Z

Oooh… SOMEONE’S in the dog house!

wewerewerewolvesonce · 2017-03-03T14:02:31.173Z

*asking for a friend

Aggpass · 2017-03-03T14:08:16.826Z

hexagram · 2017-03-03T14:14:48.982Z

xylo:

waiting for his mrs to get back home with the poll ready

Indeed

hip_young_gunslinger · 2017-03-03T14:16:21.582Z

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Raanraals · 2017-03-03T14:19:00.048Z

You could die before then! It’s never going to be 100% unless you’re literally at it now.

GEOFF · 2017-03-03T14:19:39.668Z

I can’t stop laughing at this. Just the way it’s been written.

“…and THEN I found out he’s been at it AGAIN”

Jeremys_Iron · 2017-03-03T14:22:14.961Z

eems:

Apologies this is heteronormative

Sounds like it’s not us you should be apologising to…

hip_young_gunslinger · 2017-03-03T14:24:22.184Z

It’s marvellous, isn’t it? “I don’t have ANY problems with him masturbating, none at all… BUT WHY DOES HE DO IT IT’S TEARING ME APART?!”

Was a great response on Twitter from a bloke who was just like “I could bang my wife ten times an evening in a mind-blowing display of sexual prowess, and as soon as she stepped out the door my instinct would still be to knock one out.”