#451

Hahahaha.

The amount of times my wife leaves the house to go out these days and says “you’re going to have a wank aren’t you” significantly outnumber the times when she doesn’t.

#452

Coleen (assuming see goes on top).

#453

hahaha i’ve done myself good and proper here :smiley:

#454

I thought that was the whole point of watching porn?

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#455

I’m a virgin.

Just thought I’d share that here.

#456

You’re being heteronormative but it seems that thankfully DiS isn’t

#458

I think mate you have to understand I too was making a joke, a riff on his heteronormitivity apologies. :wink:

#460

Well you can’t have it both ways!

#461

Men: Do you know how big your penis is in inches/cm/whatever?

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#462

Surely the completely stock answer to any question about one’s penis size is, “I’ve never had any complaints!”

#463

Tape measure didn’t stretch far enough :worried:

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#464

Don’t they use something like this?

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#465

The description that pops up when you hover over that adds an extra layer to this whole thing

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#466

7H .

#467

haha I just google “shoe measurer” and that was the best picture

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#468

one of things you find hard to believe happened

#469

I had a conversation with someone about these large metal machines that used to be used in shoe shops. You put your foot in and then like the trash compactor scene from Star Wars it moved in and gave a measurement. These things look much more sensible.

#470

For measuring your cock?

#471

A Pedoscope sounds like something Daily Mail readers would endorse…

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#472

Doctors just hide in that special room at the hospital while doing xrays for fun, right?