Sexy or not sexy? (Thursday filth)

Please make public polls about things (preferably not people) so we can determine if they are sexy or not sexy.

Whipped cream (on a person)

  • Sexy
  • Not sexy

0 voters

Chocolate mousse (on a person)

  • Sexy
  • Demented

0 voters

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DEPENDS

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THAT’S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!

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That was the reference (one of my favourite episodes of anything ever)

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Damnit.

No-one’s actually done that in real life, surely?

Your partner putting their own underwear in their own mouth while you are having sexual intercourse with them.

  • Sexy
  • Unhygienic

0 voters

They must have done. Maybe not putting it on the valance though.

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Holly?

Your sexual partner putting a finger inside your bum as you are having sexual intercourse with them

  • Sexy
  • Unwelcome

0 voters

Your sexual partner putting a finger inside their own bum as you are having sexual intercourse with them

  • Sexy
  • Unnecessary

0 voters

Your sexual partner smothering your face with their genitalia

  • Sexy
  • Potentially dangerous

0 voters

Having full sex with a woman.

  • Sexy
  • Not sexy

0 voters

Having full sex with a man.

  • Sexy
  • Not sexy

0 voters

The song Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye

  • Sexyual healing
  • Not sexyual healing

0 voters

The panpipe cover of this song

  • Sexy
  • Not sexy

0 voters

Dirty talk during sexual intercourse

  • Sexy
  • Depends on the person
  • Depends on my / their mood
  • Depends on the person and my / their mood
  • Always offputting

0 voters

The word pussy

  • Sexy
  • Not sexy

0 voters

This is where dirty talk gets tricky…

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Agreed. I love most slang words for the mimsy but none of them are sexy, and the ‘sexy’ words are grotesque. You basically just have to dance around calling it anything, which is annoying.

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An ex used to use the most obscene words possible for genitalia in everyday speech, but during sex would only describe them by using dancing metaphors. She was particularly fond of whispering about her cha-cha when she was close.

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The word ‘cock’

  • Sexy
  • Not sexy

0 voters

The word ‘dick’

  • Sexy
  • Not sexy

0 voters

The phrase ‘quivering pink love snake’

  • Sexy
  • Not sexy
  • Not sexy but I’m laughing so much that if someone called it that during coitus then they’d get some good vibrations which is sexy

0 voters

this thread

  • sexy
  • not sexy

0 voters