#22

constantly making shit jokes and completely killing the mood

  • sexy
  • non

0 voters

#23

The more pressing question is why she was wearing her underwear as a hat for the whole preliminary period tbh

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#24

Terrible jokes, or poo jokes?

#25

@moderators - please bin this off actually. Sorry.

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#26

Ok.

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#27

Thank you.

#28

realising that intercourse you initially thought was highly unique and original was actually paying close homage to the French New Wave

  • postmodernism is sexy
  • nothing gets me flaccid quite like the cultural logic of late capitalism
  • the postmodern defies such binary definition and I take it on a text by text basis

0 voters

#29

The correct answer is Let’s Get It On by Marvin Gaye which is officially The Sexiest Song Ever

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#30

Your partner tying you up

  • Sexy
  • (K)not

0 voters

You tying up your partner

  • Sexy
  • (K)not

0 voters

#31

D/s

  • D/yes
  • Definitely not/s

0 voters

#32

listening to seminal post-rock albums while making love

  • Don stepped into my boudoir
  • No! I Am A Long Way From Arousal!

0 voters

apologies for my dumb polls

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#33

Socks on in bed.

  • Sexy
  • Don’t care m8, feet are cold

0 voters

#34

I am unfamiliar with this term.

#35

phnaar

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#36

Adopting your sex persona (Count Fuckula) which involves adopting a sexy accent, fishnet stockings, heels and a dinner jacket.

  • Count me in
  • Count me out

0 voters

#38
#40

Waking up to your partner giving you a blow job…

  • Hell yes
  • Too much guilt that she/he’d have had to spend at least ten minutes fiddling with my unresponsive softie til i woke up
  • I generally have a sleeping hard-on (you’ve not been drinking)

0 voters

#41

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who found this amusing

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#42

MARLON: Hey Roscoe I was just on the Amiga because I found this new IF game by Infocom

ROSCOE: Let’s have a look. Ooh Pork III: The Dungeon Master. I hear this is a particularly erotic game

MARLON: Indeed I’ve–

WOMAN PERSON: M-B? What are you doing? Is this the sex persona you were talking about? I’m probably going to call for a taxi.

ROSCOE and MARLON look to camera: Was it something I said?

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#43

Consistently voting for pervier options that someone called @pervo is a sure-fire way to make you feel like a mega-pervert.

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