Pretty clear cut this really?

Thanks for asking as I assumed it was the footballer and have now had to change my answer as I have no idea who David Platt off Corrie is. Killing a stranger probably easier…

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David Platt would make a good spouse.

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Footballer or Corrie person? Or both?

Corrie. Not sure about the footballer.

Shag Gary, he’s probably still up to the task. Marry Huw, a clearly lovely man (who hopefully wouldn’t make me move house). Kill the Corrie character.

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actually, it’s marry Gary isn’t it?

really depends on Huw’s libido, tbh, but you have to think if there is to be lots of further shagging, go with the most shaggable

damn, that’s a huge shout.

I guess I just figure Huw as being a bit old-fashioned, despite being up-to-date on polyamory and etc through his jobs as Mr. Current Affairs.

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Would quite liked to live in Bari, tbh

  • Gregg Wallace,John Torode,Marcus Wareing
  • John Torode,Gregg Wallace,Marcus Wareing
  • Marcus Wareing,Gregg Wallace,John Torode
  • Gregg Wallace,Marcus Wareing,John Torode
  • John Torode,Marcus Wareing,Gregg Wallace
  • Marcus Wareing,John Torode,Gregg Wallace

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Not proud of that

I mean, is three killings an option?

I’d like John Torode to call my knob and balls “a lovely, lovely thing”

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Did you see him accidentally set fire to a tea towel the other week?

Yeah, was dead good how long it took for him to realise eh

Yeah it was exhilarating

Imagine if his bum had gone on fire and he’d jumped around going “yikes!” and then he had to sit in a bucket of cold water and he goes “ahhh, that’s better” but then the bucket gets stuck on his arse and he’s all like “oh brother…”

That would have been a lovely, lovely thing.

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Agreed