Shakespeare in Love

The only thing that prick was in love with was the sound of his own voice. Smarmy, boring bastard.

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Sometimes they call him The Bard

But when I see his works, I’m The Bored!

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I’d call him that if he tried to come in my pub let me tell you.

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The Pard more like!

He prefers to go by ‘the king’ or ‘shagger’

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(Pard is Gujurati for Fart)

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Oh here we go, another Thomas Kyd fan is it?

:musical_note: He writes with his left, he writes with his riiiiight, that Thomas Kyddo, makes Shakespeare look shite :musical_note:

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Shakespeare’s in a box, in a box, Shakespeare’s in a box!

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Tolkien in distress

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:musical_note: His prose is good, his prose is tight, Thomas Kyd is, the leading playwright :musical_note:

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Shakespeare on Ice

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Fantastic post

Murikami in glee

At least when Kyd uses the play- within-a- play trope, people actually die all over the shop*. What does Big Billy Shakes do with the concept? Oooo Hamlet’s going to “catch the conscience of the King”! Yeah, well done, now when does the body count pile up?

*massive spoilers for The Spanish Tragedy

I’m out of my depth here now (and have been for a while to be fair to me)

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Pretty much what Heironomo thinks in Act 3 amirite?

That well of yours filled up with the recent rain?