The only thing that prick was in love with was the sound of his own voice. Smarmy, boring bastard.
Sometimes they call him The Bard
But when I see his works, Iâm The Bored!
Iâd call him that if he tried to come in my pub let me tell you.
The Pard more like!
He prefers to go by âthe kingâ or âshaggerâ
(Pard is Gujurati for Fart)
Oh here we go, another Thomas Kyd fan is it?
He writes with his left, he writes with his riiiiight, that Thomas Kyddo, makes Shakespeare look shite
Shakespeareâs in a box, in a box, Shakespeareâs in a box!
Tolkien in distress
His prose is good, his prose is tight, Thomas Kyd is, the leading playwright
Shakespeare on Ice
Fantastic post
Murikami in glee
At least when Kyd uses the play- within-a- play trope, people actually die all over the shop*. What does Big Billy Shakes do with the concept? Oooo Hamletâs going to âcatch the conscience of the Kingâ! Yeah, well done, now when does the body count pile up?
*massive spoilers for The Spanish Tragedy
Iâm out of my depth here now (and have been for a while to be fair to me)
Pretty much what Heironomo thinks in Act 3 amirite?
That well of yours filled up with the recent rain?