Shaking My Head (but filthy)

I’m not feeling particularly filthy but I’m here for innuendo and double entendres.

I have a hair product called Matt Paste. Thanks Matt.

Always snicker at “tubby custard” in teletubbies especially if the Noo-noo is involved.

So, innuendos. Had one lately?

Have to deal with a lot of three-ways at work. It’s exhausting. My hands are chafed from all the high fiving.

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I saw this, yesterday

what are they doing publishing that on a wednesday?

Deviants, the lot of them.

should have a wash if butt filthy imo

It was a Thursday in Australia?

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Oh yeah, think one of our clients has some penetration testing coming up

Ah, Kim Basinger :heart_eyes:

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Your low on gas and she needs a jacket.

Still doing it for me

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I am actually in the market for a dutch oven for break baking goodness. I no longer smirk at the phrase because I am a big boy and you are a baby, Theo.

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I find your lack of maturity disturbing

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working from home today

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That list is a pile of piss without the inclusion of James Joyce’s letters to his wife.

I know it says ancient texts, but they’ve got De Sade on there so it’s not really ancient, is it

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James Joyce is fucking my sister

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James Joyce is a randy toad pass it on

Ahhhh, may we all find a soul mate whose farts we would know anywhere.

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Related to the vintage sex stuff, this is a good account

https://mobile.twitter.com/whoresofyore

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