This is quality, going to pick up some excellent words of the day (I shall now be referring to the dog as a tewell when she does something stupid, for example)
Let’s not be surprised at how funny the people at the Paris Lit Review are, top joke
Pie anus made me laugh
sore heels from the moonwalking too, i’d imagine?
he looks like a dirty old bollocks though, doesn’t he? one of those instances where ‘if the shoe fits’
Sometimes even my own are a stranger to me.
Literally been a bit dry this thread hasn’t it
I feel this is my fault. I should probably not have started a filth thread today - I didn’t set the right tone.
The filth seems to be evading me like a bar of soap. The more I try to think of something filthy the cleaner my thoughts get
As dry as a dick biscuit.
you could take the lead, show us the way
I watched fifty shades of grey last night
did you enjoy it?
Just add “Colleen Rooney’s flooded basement” for instant cure here, I reckon.
Also, technology lessons.
I’ve always been amazed how tug of love never became a full-blown euphemism/innuendo, tbh, along with on-off relationship.