This is quality, going to pick up some excellent words of the day (I shall now be referring to the dog as a tewell when she does something stupid, for example)
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Seminal work
Let’s not be surprised at how funny the people at the Paris Lit Review are, top joke
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Pie anus made me laugh
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sore heels from the moonwalking too, i’d imagine?
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he looks like a dirty old bollocks though, doesn’t he? one of those instances where ‘if the shoe fits’
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Sometimes even my own are a stranger to me.
Top tunage.
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Literally been a bit dry this thread hasn’t it
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I feel this is my fault. I should probably not have started a filth thread today - I didn’t set the right tone.
The filth seems to be evading me like a bar of soap. The more I try to think of something filthy the cleaner my thoughts get
As dry as a dick biscuit.
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you could take the lead, show us the way
Absolute mood
Bums
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I watched fifty shades of grey last night
did you enjoy it?
yes
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Just add “Colleen Rooney’s flooded basement” for instant cure here, I reckon.
Also, technology lessons.
I’ve always been amazed how tug of love never became a full-blown euphemism/innuendo, tbh, along with on-off relationship.