Keeping it friendly, light hearted and non judgmental, of course, thank you, please x
I’ll start us off.
Keeping it friendly, light hearted and non judgmental, of course, thank you, please x
I’ll start us off.
Poll thread with no polls
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Your boss asks you if you know anyone who needs a king size mattress as he’s getting rid of his guest room one because it’s too soft for him. You need a new king size mattress.
Sleeping on a mattress your boss has slept on?
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Just get a mattress topper.
not offering Weird and Not OK as separate options
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what if your boss gave you the gift of bed bugs - awks
Huh? What’s a bed bed?
bed bugs sorry
You can’t sleep on your boss’s spunk stains. You just can’t.
someone was moaning on the local facebook group that they bought a bed frame on there and it had bugs in the wood or something
Bed bugs
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Euww. Trust you to lower the tone.
Why would they be concerned about the softness of their guest bed anyway? Too many question marks here. It’s probably poisoned
I’m just saying, take a blacklight to it and see if you’re still comfortable with the idea.
The correct option is to console him on his marital woes
Looking at plane crash videos on your phone before a flight
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Ask if you can come over to scan the mattress with a UV lamp. Pretend you are starring in CSI.
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Fucking hell mate