thinly veiled “I have one notification” post

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Now you have one too

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The cleaning staff who get annoyed when people put cutlery in plates in the dishwasher and mess up their very specific dishwasher packing methodology.

Are these the same cleaning staff who put up ‘Please put your dishes and cutlery in the dishwasher’ signs? :roll_eyes: Seriously though, in most offices it’s not the cleaning staffs jobs to clear up after you. This goes for the toilet too :face_vomiting:

Which reminds me, I’ve been meaning to show you these, from the kitchen at work:


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And remember, only lamas don’t use the dishwasher.

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JFC

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You should surreptitiously replace them all with identical notices but with all the text in comic sans

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And the correct spelling of llama

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Yeah JFC I feel sorry for the person who keeps having to put up signs cos their lazy, entitled, RUDE colleagues can’t be bothered to clear up their own mess.

No these are different cleaning staff who specifically tell you not to put stuff in the dishwasher because most people can’t pack the dishwasher for shit.

I was going to call them out on that too, but apparently a llama along with a guanaco is of the genus Lama, so I’m not sure where I stand on that.

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The thing is though. People CAN. It’s fucking obvious how to do it. People are just lazy and rude and ignorant.

I don’t even have anything against lazy people, I’m quite a lazy person. But I try not to be a lazy person at the expense of other people, especially lower paid people.

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And there’s a chance your sign writer’s first language is not English.

agreed with this, but the silly passive-aggressive posters… no

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Seems to me this person has reached the end of their tether and they are just trying different ways to get the FUCK through to the wankers they work with.

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I actually quite like the silly ones

One of our fire exit doors has THREE “Do no exit through these doors” signs on it as people keep using them to go out for smoke breaks and tripping the alarms

People that inconsiderate/unaware can’t be reached really I think

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I’m with Gnometorious on this one

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I’d like to know who did them all. there are some more in the other kitchen. oh, I think there are some for the coffee filter things too. like proper multistage flow diagrams for how to deal with filter coffee machines if you happen to glance at one.

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