#135

If it makes you feel any better @AQOS a few years ago I discovered a complete set of lyrics I wrote for She’s Electric but it was “I’m a psychotic” or something. Baffling because I don’t really know why I would have done this.

I actually fully approve of you just writing song titles. I’m imagining you getting a band together and it being like:

“Ooh, what’s ‘The road that led to the death of our mothers’ like?”

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#136

Fight Apathy! Or don’t.

Is exactly the kind of title I’d have come up with at 14 and smiled to myself about how witty I was

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#137

Dweller on the Threshold

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#138

Damn

#139

Oh shit this has just reminded me that I rewrote the lyrics to Teenage Dirtbag to make it about a boy I fancied in year 7

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#140

these had actual songs behind them but they’re awful nonetheless:

It hurts, don’t it?
Suffer / empty room

I definitely have a list of terrible song ideas knocking around at my mums so I will gladly contribute to this soon.

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AI that describes your personality based on how you write
#141

Lyrics time… honest to god II, if you thought the song titles were bad, just wait. However hard you cringe, know it’s worse for me.

I’ve never heard so much laughter
From such unfunny people

You can get in anywhere for free
And your dealer gives you coke for cheap
You said you’ll get half price tickets for me
and a holiday or two or three

You know all the celebs
But I think you’re a pleb
Get the fuck off my lawn

What I’m sure I thought would be my magnum opus, ‘You’re a Shipwreck’:

Standing on the bottom
Reaching up above
Your tongue is undone
Your face you try to hide
You kiss a hundred times
Surgery over common sense
Hurricanes and frieght trains
Living in a bunker
You’re a shipwreck

Cut your own pie
Twitching into next week
Squealing and crackling
Roaming underneath
Her ears are burning
Cutting holes in her dress
Blood dripping from her teeth
This is the beginning of the end
You’re a shipwreck

Set the Woods on Fire:

Hide in the darkness wearing black attire
Pour down the petrol and with a flick of your lighter
The flames lick up and your grip gets tighter
Set the woods on fire

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#142
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#143

Cut your own pie!!!

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#144

I think that juke deserves some sort of new badge for all this.

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#145

That’s it, DiS is over for the week, @mods shut it down

See you all next week

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#146

Beautiful

#147

Advantage Jesus has been making me burst into fits of giggles every time I think of it since last night. Amazing work.

I have a bunch of old school books full of lyrics I wrote in my teens. Unfortunately after revisiting them recently I realised they were less, “haha look how bad these are!” and more “oh god these are so bleak I hope this kid got help and didn’t hurt anybody.” I was an unhappy child.

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#148

Take THAT!

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#149

:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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#150

Was this song a tribute to @GEOFF?

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#151

Well he’s HALF right at least (I know no celebs of any reasonable repute but the rest of it checks out).

#152

There’s probably someone reading this who knows all the celebs and is feeling absolutely done in right now

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#153

You know all the celebs
But I think you’re a pleb
Get the fuck off my lawn

Might get this tattooed on my back

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#154

Friends are Just Strangers Waiting to Happen

they’ll suck your blood dry
and they’ll turn a blind eye
they’ll spread rumours round town
with a rallying cry
Friends are strangers just waiting to happen

You go online and find your inbox is empty
No message replies to sensationalize
‘Get in touch’, they’ll sometimes say
just feeble words on a digital display
Friends are strangers just waiting to happen

Strangers are just friends are just strangers
Who are waiting
To happen

:sweat:

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