Share your juvenilia

fantastic

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This one took a turn as well.

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Love that. Like ‘anyone’ and ‘anybody’ are two different things. It’s Winnie the Pooh-esque.

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could imagine kasabian blowing roofs off across the nation with most of these tbf

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Sent to draaaaaiiiiiin

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hurt you didn’t post about this in here

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I wouldn’t feel so bad, you can probably count on one hand the number of lyrics that actually sound good written down

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Marzipan destroyer
Get off my laaawwwwnnn

Subway iiiis a porno
Seaside iiiis a cuuuunt
I know you’ve supported me for a long time
Somehow you’re still a cuuunt

NEW YORK CARES

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Feel like I need to burn a couple of dusty notebooks when I get home…

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I just thought of a genitalia joke.

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Y29tqc1

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Been off work sick today, most of it shivering under a blanket on the sofa* and this thread has done (for) me. Incredible work.

*not a jukes lyric but could be

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what i would very much enjoy is if bamnan or someone would take juke’s lyrics and set them to music, i feel this is where we should be going, mates

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would be a dream come true

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i tried to reply itt so many times today but i kept rereading that and pissing it^^ :joy:

excellent work

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best

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I found some of mine at the weekend. Probably not brave enough to share any, and definitely none from the ‘beat poetry’ era :grimacing: :grimacing:

@AQOS is incredibly brave. I suspect there have been a fair few abandoned replies in this thread.

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I have a ton of incredibly maudlin poetry and some drawings of Ronan Keating and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers that I’m almost tempted to visit home to take photos of.

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