THE QUEEN IS A LYER

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Cartoon character - Quagmire

Fucking OOF.

Love this thread btw, top 10 of all time I reckon.

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(liar)

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End any of these with “Ooh I get the shivers” to instantly create a Des’ree song.

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:rotating_light: :rotating_light: :rotating_light:

Look at the state of this! 11yo me was right to be outraged

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Hahaha omg simpler times

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Why was Bob Geldof entrusted with organising this, jfc

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I remember hearing about this in the run up and being very excited, and very disappointed it never materialised.

I always assumed it had failed rather than actually worked but just looked shit.

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Same, thought they lied and was disappointed

I genuinely have no memory of this supposed river of fire.

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I did a lo-fi phone video recording of this for a pal so here it is as mentioned upthread. My nu metal band’s 2001 demo Groin Of Metal. I was going to do a reaction video but it was just too humiliating.

Particularly bad things:

All of it sounds like a worse version of Pantera mixed with someone like hedPE.

About half way through listening to it I remembered that the second song was written about our singers feelings after 9/11. I fear it is at best naïve, at worst…probably pro war?! It’s called Less Talk More Action :grimacing:

The third song has a ska breakdown. It’s not good. In fact I would go so far as to say that it’s probably offensive.

I think everyone shared a single Boss Metalzone pedal, before it was part of the covid vaccine.

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:joy:

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It was nearly called ‘Putting The Pants On Pantera’ which is…about the same.

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This is pretty decent, if of its time

This can’t possibly live up to my imagination, I’ll leave it there I think.

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Been helping my mum clear out her attic and found a load of old school books. In year 7 English I wrote a story about stealing a pair of jeans when I was out shopping with my friends Beyoncé and Kelly. I was the Michelle of my own story :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Also I had to write a biography of a hero for year 8 English and wrote about Che Guevara even though I doubt I knew anything about the guy before that point that wasn’t written on my brother’s Che t-shirt

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My folder for GCSE art/design.

(The “Liam” label is due to a guy in our class called, yep, Liam, who looked a bit like Beaker, rather than being anything to do with the Oasis pic.)

Was a repurposed fold-out board for game of some sort.

I’ve basically got an almost infinite amount of stuff that could go in this thread. Nothing hugely interesting. Just that I accumulated and kept almost everything ever until about five years ago, then had a MASSIVE clear-out phase, but to enable me to chuck stuff away without having a minor mental meltdown I have to take a photo of it, and then I’m fine to punt it. Some sort of fear of forgetting thing going on.

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More please!

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