I have a whole bunch of stuff like this but I can’t bring myself to write it down as it’s too cringeworthy
Okay you can have one: I once wrote a song called “I’d Rather Be A Name Than Be A Number” and the chorus was my bank account number and my college ID number, set to music
I think I was in year ten when I came up with the following unedifying couplet:
“we live in a house of pain
Jesus and Mary make a chain”
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I just went to my folder full of pre-Mute Branches Mute Branches music and the oldest stuff in there is over a decade old
Freaks my nut out to this day
When I was about 16 I was in a really bad nu metal band, one of our songs had a ska breakdown which haunts me to this day.
Most of our song titles were like yours @AQOS
In fact I just remembered that our demo was called GROIN OF METAL.
When I was 16 I was in a band called Hair Band. I always thought it was a shit name
Marc Riley had a band in session the other night with the same name
God (part) II is a song by U2, mates.
Setting the Woods on Fire was a song by Hank Wiliams in 1952.
really want to hear advantage jesus
I Imagine it being a Sun Kil Moon stream of consciousness type song about Jesus as a tennis player
Almost all of these are less embarrassing than any Los campesinos! Song title tbf
Some genuine tears of laughter from these. Particularly restless dreams / heartless means
I think I speak for the entire board when I say: please please please put this on sound cloud or something similar