Sharp fruits


#1

Just had a baby at work tell me they can’t eat sharp tasting fruits. He’s a top lad but this has really demoted him in his colleagues’ eyes.

So yer rhubarbs and yer gooseberries and yer blackberries and yer suchlikes:

  • Sharp’s War (hate em)
  • Pat Sharpe (Love em)

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#2

i love em but i really struggle with em early in the morning. opted for granola and berries this morning and they were so tart that it was quite a struggle to eat em.


#3

actually fuck are gooseberries brexit?

  • Michael Govesberries
  • Couldn’t think of one for ‘no’

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#4

perhaps only in jam form


#5

tell that to corbyn!


#6

Corbyn has reclaimed all jams for the left. Fruit in any non-jam form is Tory, sorry.


#7

I have a sensitive tongue where sharp fruit makes my tongue bleed

still live for the sharp fruits tho


#8

do you think that’s what the presenter of Fun House calls his testicles


#9

fuck that’s pretty hardcore


#10

Don’t take my Salty Kiss away xylo.


#11

fuck this is a total turnaround!


#12

Also rhubarb gets a pass cos it’s leaves can kill you. DANGER FRUIT.


#13

Technically I’m not meant to eat grapefruit because it messes with my blood pressure drugs.

Then I read that it’s advice rather than a rule, and actually, it makes the drugs work more rather than rendering them useless, so I allow myself the odd grapefruit every now and then these days.


#14

do you think that’s what the superhero mouse with Penfold as an assistant calls


#15

between you and @meowington you’re like fruit based action heroes


#16

Why TF would anyone voluntarily eat sour fruit. Weirdos


#17


#18

I’m making rhubarb compôte tonight.


#19

You pairing this with a nice dessert hoogs or is it for granola or summink?


#20

could go a fool or posset pretty hard right now