Arm & Hammer Toothpaste
Did you know that Armie Hammer is related to Mr Arm & Hammer?
That sounds like a made-up name
I know, right!
It’s true though! He really is called “Armie Hammer”
Holy shit, I didn’t even Google it the first time because I genuinely believed it was beyond feasible, yet you weren’t lying. Are there many Armie’s in the world?
Just the one
Bounty til the day i die
I’ve got a couple up my sleevies
I mean, how bad must the other 39 have been? Right?