A lot of really shit jobs are along the lines of" there is a machine that can do this, but it’s cheaper to hire you to do it by hand"
Farmer.
Sure sounds like a right ol’ laugh, but you get shafted over by supermarkets and the government, have to shovel inexplicable amounts of shit, kill cute fluffy animals every so often, and do it all in the rain.
Kind of looks like he is shitting all of that out
Denied
Agreed, I think we have to take him at his word though
Cold-calling call centre operator person. That must suck total balls.
Lasted 45 minutes doing that once, really grim.
Zookeeper.
“Yeah but the animals!” Grow up. It’s minimum wage manual labour with questionable safety standards, piss-poor job security, and 80% of your job is shoveling shit.
Doubt it. I can only count 1,038. BIG OL’ LYING ARMY DOUCHE.
Those dominos employees who stand on the roadside in a sandwich board shaped like a pizza box
I did nearly two days. Trying to sell financial advice to high powered people in banks… I shit you not.
Were you giving the advice as well or just selling it?
No just booking time for an adviser to see them. I mainly sat alone in a small office not calling anyone.
I did that for three months, three hour shifts felt like days
I wonder simply offset my vat
or something
It’ll do
Stop going on about VAT! Don’t you have any other chat?
“Hello, it’s Balonz from Money Matters Inc.” “Hello Balonz” “Would you like some advice?” “Yes please” “That’ll be £50 then” “But what’s the advice” “£50 please” “Hello? Hello? Aw shit.”
~repeat for two days~
Local newspaper journalist.
