Agreed, I think we have to take him at his word though

Cold-calling call centre operator person. That must suck total balls.

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Lasted 45 minutes doing that once, really grim.

Zookeeper.

“Yeah but the animals!” Grow up. It’s minimum wage manual labour with questionable safety standards, piss-poor job security, and 80% of your job is shoveling shit.

Doubt it. I can only count 1,038. BIG OL’ LYING ARMY DOUCHE.

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Those dominos employees who stand on the roadside in a sandwich board shaped like a pizza box

I did nearly two days. Trying to sell financial advice to high powered people in banks… I shit you not.

Were you giving the advice as well or just selling it?

No just booking time for an adviser to see them. I mainly sat alone in a small office not calling anyone.

I did that for three months, three hour shifts felt like days

I wonder simply offset my vat

or something

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It’ll do

Stop going on about VAT! Don’t you have any other chat?

:telephone_receiver:
“Hello, it’s Balonz from Money Matters Inc.”
“Hello Balonz”
“Would you like some advice?”
“Yes please”
“That’ll be £50 then”
“But what’s the advice”
“£50 please”
:telephone:
“Hello? Hello? Aw shit.”

~repeat for two days~

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Local newspaper journalist.

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I’d hate any job selling anything

don’t think I could do it.

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I’d like to commission this as a four part TV programme.

I’ve been trying to get this off the ground for a while. my pitch needs work though.

You’ve succeeded mate, you just need to wait for me to become the commissioning editor of a TV station.

Nah… I’d become an overnight youtube sensation if I were you