Cold-calling call centre operator person. That must suck total balls.
Lasted 45 minutes doing that once, really grim.
Zookeeper.
āYeah but the animals!ā Grow up. Itās minimum wage manual labour with questionable safety standards, piss-poor job security, and 80% of your job is shoveling shit.
Doubt it. I can only count 1,038. BIG OLā LYING ARMY DOUCHE.
Those dominos employees who stand on the roadside in a sandwich board shaped like a pizza box
I did nearly two days. Trying to sell financial advice to high powered people in banksā¦ I shit you not.
Were you giving the advice as well or just selling it?
No just booking time for an adviser to see them. I mainly sat alone in a small office not calling anyone.
I did that for three months, three hour shifts felt like days
I wonder simply offset my vat
or something
Itāll do
Stop going on about VAT! Donāt you have any other chat?
āHello, itās Balonz from Money Matters Inc.ā āHello Balonzā āWould you like some advice?ā āYes pleaseā āThatāll be Ā£50 thenā āBut whatās the adviceā āĀ£50 pleaseā āHello? Hello? Aw shit.ā
~repeat for two days~
Local newspaper journalist.
Iād hate any job selling anything
donāt think I could do it.
Iād like to commission this as a four part TV programme.
Iāve been trying to get this off the ground for a while. my pitch needs work though.
Youāve succeeded mate, you just need to wait for me to become the commissioning editor of a TV station.
Nahā¦ Iād become an overnight youtube sensation if I were you
you often meet some great people when you do shit jobs
generally if the turnover is high enough tho, you also meet some fucking mad weird horrorshows
