Shit jobs

I wonder simply offset my vat

or something

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It’ll do

Stop going on about VAT! Don’t you have any other chat?

:telephone_receiver:
“Hello, it’s Balonz from Money Matters Inc.”
“Hello Balonz”
“Would you like some advice?”
“Yes please”
“That’ll be £50 then”
“But what’s the advice”
“£50 please”
:telephone:
“Hello? Hello? Aw shit.”

~repeat for two days~

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Local newspaper journalist.

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I’d hate any job selling anything

don’t think I could do it.

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I’d like to commission this as a four part TV programme.

I’ve been trying to get this off the ground for a while. my pitch needs work though.

You’ve succeeded mate, you just need to wait for me to become the commissioning editor of a TV station.

Nah… I’d become an overnight youtube sensation if I were you

you often meet some great people when you do shit jobs

generally if the turnover is high enough tho, you also meet some fucking mad weird horrorshows